Sorry I haven’t posted very frequently. I have been busy with two very important projects of late. Here is a preview of both.
I am trying my hand at interior decorating…of a 4-year-old boy’s room. The transformation is still in progress.
I can tell time. The clock on the left is defective, I swear!
I am very close to the release of my second book, When You Least Expect It. Here is the cover, and a little taste from my favorite scene.
“So, wait. You want your dad to see you as more grown up, yet you keep doing stuff like trespassing on the water tower?” Kiley asked.
“I am trying to cut down, believe me. And we didn’t come all the way up here just to trespass.”
As Kiley looked at Josh, puzzled, he produced a can of black spray paint from the backpack. He began to shake it, the ball rattling rhythmically inside with his motion.
“Vandalism! What happens if we get caught?” Kiley exclaimed.
“That’s why we come in the dark,” Wade leaned over and drawled into her ear. “You act like it is a surprise that we can climb tall things and paint graffiti. You have seen Jane’s wedding proposal.”
“Oh ya,” Kiley replied.
Excerpt from When You Least Expect It by Jennifer Friess, coming soon.
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It is all the fault of the Starz advertising department.
Outlander advertisement featuring Claire and Jamie
They plaster my Entertainment Weekly magazine with advertisements for the television series. Last fall, they only let me watch the first episode on their website–that was all.
Wet my appetite, but don’t let me actually binge myself. Aye, tis shameful, it tis.
Don’t they realize I like romance. And time travel. (See my affinity for The Terminator here.) Although not particularly the time periods of 1945 or 1743. Well, 1945 is alright if Kyle Chandler is involved. (See my affinity for ABC’s Homefront here.)
Like an idiot, I liked the Outlander Facebook page. Now I willingly torture myself with advertisements for a show that I do not have the channel to actually watch it on.
I swore I would buy the DVD of Season 1: Volume 1 when it came out. Then I got cheap.
I had had it. I had to consume more of the story of Claire and Jamie.
I asked my asbestos friend who has a large book collection and reads everything if she had a copy of the Outlander book. She did not. At this point, I remembered that my son had forced me to get a library card at Thomas DVD-point a few days prior.
Maybe it would come in handy for me as well!
I asked the librarian if they had the book. I knew they would have it in their collection. I didn’t count on it being checked out. They asked me if I wanted to put a hold on it. Turns out, they had the DVD too! Which is what I really, really actually wanted. Hold them both!
Why the F is Jamie wearing pants? He NEVER wears pants.
A secret that isn’t a secret: I prefer television to books. Are you going to come to my house and take away my writers card now? Fine, but purchase one of my books on your way out. If I had been born 20 years later, I would be making my own home TV shows and editing it on a Mac right about now. But, alas, I was not.
A day or two later, I was at the library for their Used Book Sale. I tried to manifest a copy of Outlander. Although I was early to the sale, no such luck.
The next day, I couldn’t stand it anymore, so I bought the Outlander book from Target. (Why couldn’t I wait for the library copy? Hello! An active obsession MUST be fed.) Dang thing is huge! I have never read a book that long. I am used to YA books that are around 300 pages that I can read in one night.
Yes, I typically read a single book in a 24hr period. Even if a book isn’t wonderful, I still must press on and find out how it ends. I think I only got 2 hours of sleep when Breaking Dawn came out before finishing it. (Especially when I hit the vampire baby part. Damn.)
I started the book, but couldn’t stop reading it. Historical romance isn’t really my thing, I will be honest. Descriptions of how to make medicines from herbs and put your corset on where keeping me from the parts with Claire and Jamie together that really made the book buzz. So I kept skipping ahead to the parts where together and “together”.
After spending all day Monday reading and not getting a lick of anything done in my house, I had to take drastic measures. On Tuesday, I put the book in the freezer. Not because it was scary, just so that I would quit reading it and get some damn work done!
Friends Trivia: Joey puts scary books in the freezer.
But, well, then the library emailed me and said that the DVD WAS IN!
I stayed up until 2:45AM that night watching the first six episodes. Finished the next two episodes (including WEDDING) on Wednesday. And it was GOOD. I especially love that when they were getting married, she realized she didn’t even know his real name. It was a little slow for the first few episodes. I will admit, adding robots with red eyes to the story to liven it up did occur to me. But in the end, they proved unnecessary. And the dialogue was easier to follow than Pride and Prejudice was. Most likely this was because while the Outlander series takes place a long time ago, it was written by a chick in Arizona in the 20th & 21st centuries.
Wedding night jitters?
Now, to see if I can rewatch all the episodes one more time before the DVD is due back. And I hope I finish reading the book before my obsession subsides. (Unfortunately, I never made it through the eBook of Pride & Prejudice before that happened. But that could just be an eBook thing.) I wonder when I will stop talking like a wee Scotsman, aye?
It is going to be a long time before I get to watch Season 1: Volume 2. *Sigh* Do people start crowdfunding campaigns for such things???
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Three weeks ago I started watching the TV show Veronica Mars, which aired on UPN and The CW, form 2004-2007. I watched it because I wanted to see the Veronica Mars movie, currently in theaters. I wanted to see the movie, not because I really gave a damn about the character of Veronica Mars, but because it was the first big movie to hit theaters financed through Kickstarter. And I wanted to totally show the studio system that movies based on [good] cancelled TV shows will draw people and CAN make money. To paraphrase one of my favorite dead dad movies, make it, and they will come.
I am so excited about this idea possibly working for other cancelled TV shows, that I almost contributed to the Kickstarter campaign for the Veronica Mars movie, even though I had never watched a full episode. I didn’t contribute, so I will have to provide my support by purchasing a theater ticket and/or digital download.
I was already contemplating watching the series when my beloved Entertainment Weekly did a cover story on the VM movie. I read the whole article, totally clueless as to who these characters were. I figured, if I am going to go see the movie, I might as well find out who the hell they are. Not wanting to spend much (any) money, I used a 30-day free trial of Amazon Prime.
I really love high school based dramas with some humor, especially those with chicks as the central character. So why didn’t I watch VM the first time around? I am not big on mysteries. I don’t want suspense. Just let me watch the event happen, then let the aftermath play out. I don’t want to have to “solve” anything.
Also, I was probably busy watching another high school drama set in sunny California featuring tensions between the rich and the poor, Fox’s The O.C.
I kept watching VM this time because she had a cute, flippy haircut that I wished I could pull off.
Cute hair. Photo: Warner Bros.
I really like the theme song “We Used To Be Friends” by the Dandy Warhols. But, I heard it on The O.C. first.
After watching about four episodes, I went back and reread the Entertainment Weekly article. The article talked about how all the fans wanted her to end up with some Logan guy, played by Jason Dohring.
WAIT AN F’ING MINUTE!
The asshole who just tormented Veronica for four episodes? He is mean, evil, possibly mentally disturbed. The guy who knocked both headlights out on her car AS SHE WATCHED?!
I’m sorry, but if you f’ up my car, I am not going to forgive you and start dating you six months later. This information made me very eager to see how the show would make such a leap. I did not believe it could be done. I was very stubborn in my convictions that no matter what, I would never believe that she should be with Logan.
But by the first season finale, I realized it HAD happened. I now wanted them to be together. Oh, he was still an asshole. But the writers set it up that his whole life was falling apart around him. And they showed that he could feel love. So, I guess a mixture of pity and showing love towards Veronica won me over. I kept waiting for his voice to change in future episodes, but it didn’t. It is very high and smarmy. He needs a black mustache to twirl as he makes his snide comments.
I swear to God I found this photo AFTER I wrote the statement above. What are the chances? Photo: Warner Bros.
I have read where the creator Rob Thomas didn’t first intend for Logan and Veronica to get together. Apparently, when Logan and Veronica were on screen, everyone with the show saw the chemistry and said, “Ya, we want to see more of that.” The problem is, the times when Logan and Veronica were dating, they actually had LESS screen time together to do their finely-timed wordplay and flirty looks. The times that they were dating, Logan just sat around and mooned for Veronica, waiting for her to stop by his penthouse. The times they were broken up, he just sat around and brooded. It was like dating Veronica turned him into a eunuch. It actually made me miss him being a giant asshole. At least he was more interesting then.
Veronica Mars is not the type of show you expect it to be. A lot of the episodes are about a student you have never seen before, and how Veronica helps them solve their problem. It is pretty deep. People are raped, people die, those dead people come back and haunt the living. There is also a class war in Neptune, between the haves and the have nots. It just seems too ambitious for a show about a little blond high school girl.
Most TV shows I can predict what will happen before it does. That is not the case with VM. That is both a compliment, and probably the explanation for why it was cancelled. People like predictability. That is why Survivor and America’s Funniest Home videos are still on the air.
Veronica drives an older convertible that she uses to bop around town and trail people. It is quirky and I like that. It represents that she is a have not. But it is badly damaged in the season one finale. How is it that she is still driving it, fully intact, in season 2? I think the insurance company would have totaled it, with all that front end damage.
I found it interesting that they cast the show with what I would call an unconventional cast. Neither Teddy Dunn, who played Duncan, or Jason Dohring, who played Logan, were guys you look at and instantly think they are superhotties who could be magazine models. Don’t get me wrong, they were not trolls either. And Kristen Bell, while great in the roll, stands at only 5” 1’. Without acting talent, it would be very hard to get a part at that height. (I am short, and I have another 3 ¾” on her!)
“Annoy, tiny blond one, annoy like the wind!”
–Logan to Veronica
The O.C. always ended every episode happy to a kick ass song, with everything more or less everything resolved (Marissa letting Volchok slither into her trailer would be an exception. EW.). Veronica Mars ended almost every episode with a cliffhanger, which is kind of annoying when it is already 2AM and you need to use will power and turn it off and go to bed. VM had some songs in it, but they just didn’t strike me as impressive as the ones used on The O.C. Maybe because watching it so much after the fact, the songs are no longer timely? I don’t know.
Haven’t I seen this on The O.C. a half dozen times? Photo: Warner Bros.
Sorry I keep comparing VM to OC, but it seems as though even the staff at VM realized the similarities. Season 3 of VM the credits were even redone in orange and bars, very similar to The O.C. opening credits. Probably a suggestion by the network to emulate the more popular O.C. Except that The O.C. would sadly only last another year itself. There is a quick reference to The O.C. in the VM movie as well.
I liked Veronica Mars. A lot. But I still wouldn’t put it in my Top 10 shows. It is a good show, but mystery just is not my genre. It might make honorable mention in the Top 15. I just can’t identify with her enough. She is too sassy and strong, two things I would never be mistaken for. Even on The O.C., I could see some of myself in geeky Seth Cohen.
“FYI? If cuddling is the best part, he didn’t do it right.”
–Logan to Veronica
Ryan Atwood and Logan Echolls both got in tons of fights. Somehow, I just was always rooting for Ryan, and his motivation always made sense to me. Not so much with Logan. While I grew to enjoy Jason Dohring’s stage presence and quippy one liners, my heart will always be with Ryan, his wife beater, and his stare that could shut up Seth with one glance.
While Veronica does not make my Top 10, she is way better than most of the stuff on TV today.
Old boyfriend sees Veronica with new boyfriend. I feel a fight coming on. Photo: Warner Bros.
I am glad I watched the series before I watched the movie. There were parts in the movie referencing the series that made me laugh out loud and others that made me say “aww” and brought some extra fluid to my eyes. I like it when I am able to get inside jokes. Although so many people went through Neptune High School, that half of them I can’t remember. All the blond girls look alike.
“Our story is epic.”
–Logan to Veronica
The movie was pretty much like watching an extended episode. Maybe it would have been more impressive watching it on the big screen in the theater, which is what I wanted (and still might do). But, well, I didn’t want to drive and hour and fifteen minutes away to a theater that was showing it. And I didn’t want to wait. So I downloaded it from Amazon. This whole experience has made me realize that I have a more addictive personality than I first realized. It is a good thing I desire pop culture and chocolate, and not alcohol and drugs.
If I watch too many episodes of VM in a row, it makes me feel very snarky. Which isn’t good when I am at work getting paid to provide excellent customer service. Extended viewing makes me feel bad ass, and makes me want to wear my pony tail higher.
[Veronica is trying to change a flat tire]
Troy: Flat?
Veronica: Just as God made me.
The movie adds Jerry O’Connell as the current sheriff. Tina Majorino reprises her role as “Mac” from the VM series.
POP QUIZ: What 1992 series that I loved featured Jerry O’Connell and Tina Majorino?
CLUE #1: Also starred Jay Mohr.
CLUE #2: Also featured future two-time Oscar winner Hillary Swank.
ANSWER: Camp Wilder!
I can’t resist including a totally off-topic clip from the show, featuring Hillary and fellow recent Oscar winner Jared Leto…
My parting thoughts? I am busy being amazed that I can watch a 10 year old TV show, one episode after another, and then download the movie instantly four days after it came out which was only made possible through personal donations by fans. What a crazy world we live in today! It is times like this that the Internet and so much technology seems like a good thing.
I totally cannot get the song “We Used To Be Friends” out of my head now.
I saw these at Walmart and left a big puddle of drool on the floor. The new covers are hauntingly cool, although I hate change, so I will always like the first generation of covers the best.
I almost bought them for the sake of having them and supporting the series, even though I already own them all. What stopped me was the typeface. In the original editions of the series, there were no actual chapters, just a typeface change that signaled a character, location, or time shift. This was AWESOME!
In the new books, they have converted that unique typeface, and now the only thing that sets it apart from the rest of the page is that it is bold. Bold? How lame.
But sooo excited to see these re-released, although they might feel a little dated to new teen readers.
I severely hope that this means a movie is on the horizon.
Remember, I already have the soundtrack selected;)
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