The other day my mother-in-law called me. I have to read the caller ID on my phone correctly, or else I think it is MY mother, and I answer my phone all aggravated. Our conversation went a little something like this:
MIL: Are you busy?
ME: No, just finishing up lunch.
MIL: Should I call you back later?
ME: Oh no, I’m just having lunch dessert.
MIL: You are having what?
ME: Lunch dessert.
MIL: What is that? (laughing)
ME: The sweet treat you eat after lunch.
Hey, if Taco Bell can create fourth meal, I can create lunch dessert. I can also get fat from eating lunch dessert. But I just can’t stop!
Am I having an unhealthy snack? No, it is just lunch dessert.
Can’t wait to eat those cookies til after dinner? Have them for lunch dessert.
My lunch was a piece of cake (literally!). Can I still have something else sweet for lunch dessert? Why certainly.
I had lunch dessert today, can I still have a dessert after dinner? Certainly!
Is there such a thing as breakfast dessert? Yes!
Can you have breakfast dessert after eating Pop-Tarts for breakfast? Sorry, no. The sugar and calorie content in Pop-Tarts is just too high to allow that 😦
For more wacky unofficial dietary suggestions, visit my past posts*:
The Candy Bar Diet
As Paula Deen was to butter, that may be how I am to sweets.
* Consult your doctor before doing anything a random blog post recommends.
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