Official/original/one & only “I’m not stalking you.” messenger bag.
I found this messenger bag in my dresser drawer the other day. I made it before I had a website. Back when I thought that “I’m not stalking you.” was just a great catch phrase. Or would be a potentially awesome way to brand a clothing line.
The messenger bag in action.
To refresh your memory, here are some other hip looks.
The “I’m not stalking you.” hoodie.
The “I’m not stalking you.” T-shirt.
The toddler “I’m not stalking you.” T-shirt.
I’m not stalking you. is NOW ON FACEBOOK! “Like” that I’m not stalking you and get an update when there is a new post to read. (It is sort of like YOU are stalking ME.)
I'm not stalking you. 
I am proud of Mr. for being secure enough in his manhood to carry a bag with little pink skulls on it.
That was because he could not take a decent picture of me wearing it!