Things That I Wish Were Better Than They Actually Are

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Are you ever disappointed in something? You were so excited to see or get something, and then it was just a big letdown? Here are a few of my personal examples.

My number one example of this is the movie The Lake House, starring Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves. I love me some Sandra Bullock (especially in Miss Congeniality, The Proposal, and of course, While You Were Sleeping). I love me some Keanu Reeves (Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey, Point Break). I love me some Sandra and Keanu together (Speed). I love me some romantic movie (Hope Floats, Sweet Home Alabama). But The Lake House? I always finish it with a big “Eh”. It just is never the movie that I wish it could be. I keep watching it, hoping it will turn out better next time. But it doesn’t. It even has a dog, which usually makes any movie better.

Maybe the Time Travel confuses me too much. Or maybe the leads lack the right chemistry? Or a bad director? Or the cover art on the DVD case is too teal? There is a chance that it is because I could never seriously believe Sandra Bullock as a doctor. I have some trouble believing her as a bitch in The Proposal. But she raps and gets to kiss Ryan Reynolds, so I let it slip.

I also feel this way every Monday when I watch the CW show Hart of Dixie. In my house, it is known as the bad doctor show.

I will say: Honey, I want to watch something at 9PM. But it is the bad doctor show.

Honey will say: Aw, that show with the female doctor. That is the only show you watch I really can’t stand.

So, why do I keep watching it, do you ask? Well, at first I thought it was because I was waiting for Zoe Hart (Rachel Bilson) to come to her senses and quit pining over George and pick the wonderful (if hillbilly) Wade (Wilson Bethel). But then I realized Wade is way too good for Zoe. Zoe is rude to him like all the time. Then I thought I was watching it because Jamie Pressley is so good on there. Then I remember I am watching Jaime King doing a damn good Jamie Pressley impression. (Am I the only one who remembers when she went by James King and dated Kid Rock?) Then I thought maybe I was waiting for Zoe to leave town and the show could go on without her featuring the rest of the quirky cast going about their daily Bluebell business. But, then I realized the truth. Being that the show was created by Josh Swartz and Stephanie Savage (of The O.C. fame) and stars Bilson, I am just waiting for her to snap in one episode and turn back into Summer Roberts, the character she played on The O.C.

Yes, I have trouble letting go.

That leaves me to my third major repeated disappointment. Hello Kitty licensed products. Just the sight of Hello Kitty’s face brings a smile to my face. It lifts me up on a low day. So, I feel like if I surround myself with Sanrio products featuring her image, that I will be a happier person living a happier life. Except that Sanrio licenses her image to horrible manufacturers! After I had a Hello Kitty sandwich maker that was useless due to the absence of a floating hinge, I made a new life rule never to buy anything else with Hello Kitty’s image. If I can help it. Most recently I slipped and bought a Hello Kitty soap dispenser. As it didn’t have a barcode on it, I believe Meijer incorrectly gave me a deal on it. I figured “How wrong can you go designing a liquid soap dispenser?” It turns out it is rounded on the bottom. Oy. On the bright side, they say we shouldn’t use anti-bacterial soap because it will create super bugs. I told my asbestos friend that I was pretty sure the pink, glittery, bubble-gum scented soap that comes out of Hello Kitty isn’t anti-bacterial. Her comment? “It probably isn’t even soap!”

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What I Learned This Week – 5/13/2012

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I learned that Pillsbury Refrigerated Cinnamon Rolls with Chocolate Icing are (to borrow a phrase from Pringles) so good that once you pop, you can’t stop.

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Personal Development

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In my spare unemployed time, I have been working on personal development. It wasn’t a conscious decision. I just have more time to find out about these opportunities being offered. And I don’t have to rush home from a job an hour away to get to them on time. And I am not too exhausted from working 40 hours a week, commuting 10 hours a week, and running my mom’s errands, and doing housework to attend.

I have gone to meetings about genealogy. One was about the basics, which I am already beyond. But that meeting did provide me with the suggestion for the new software I am currently using. The next one I went to was a tour of genealogy resources at the Lenawee County Historical Museum. It helped, but I would need to dive in myself to really understand what is there and how it is indexed, organized, etc. But it was very nice to get out of the house child-free and spend a few hours with other adults who talk about adult things. Of course, recently I haven’t had time to work on my family tree stuff. Spring cleaning is taking up all my time.

Last week I went to SKYWARN weather spotter training. The website says that the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration’s “National Weather Service (NWS), part of the U.S. Department of Commerce, established SKYWARN.” When I went I wasn’t even sure if it was to be a weather spotter, but it turns out it was. If you read Tuesday’s post, you know I have an interest in severe weather. I don’t feel any more knowledgeable than before I went, but they gave me an awesome weather booklet and the secret spotter call-in number. They spent a lot of time on storm cloud formation. Which is good, except I live in the city and am surrounded by trees and other houses. By the time I see a cloud it is usually directly overhead. So, I feel like I could be a more useful spotter if I lived out in the country, but whatever. It makes me feel important.

I love how the booklet says things like “Personal safety is the primary objective of every spotter.” But then the booklet is filled with awesome photos of tornadoes people took while driving around in their cars in weather they shouldn’t be out in. It is like they give you the disclaimer so that they won’t get sued, but they know if you are a weather spotter you have an interest in this and will probably be out in a storm anyway.

One thing I always said I would do if I had free time was to volunteer at the Lenawee Humane Society. But I can’t really do that right now because I would have to take my son with me. Plus, I am sour on LHS at the moment (not their dog care skills or facility, just how they run their fundraising events). And I am sour on dogs, because Parker is becoming unbearable to live with.

My husband is doing personal development too. He has never been confident in his reading/writing skills. He believes the public school system failed him, and I think he may be right (more about our complaints about the school system in a future post). I knew this, so last fall when I saw an ad in the newspaper about free tutoring opportunities, I showed it to him. He got very excited. He called a few days later. Normally he would procrastinate and probably never call at all. Over the years, he has tried buying workbooks, etc., to try to teach himself, but with no real success. They gave him a test at the literacy center. He actually tested high enough that he wasn’t eligible for the program. But one of the tutors was nice enough to agree to help him anyway. See, he reads and writes well enough to get by. But with his new job, it would be great if his skills were elevated to say, what you should know when you graduate high school (which he did). Details are important in his new job. I am hoping the tutoring helps him with that.

All this and raising an almost 18 month-old too. Oy. I guess if you are positive (as in attitude) about the things you like, opportunities to expand your knowledge of them will come along. Who knows, maybe this year I will get to attend Word Camp. (That would be awesome!)

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Best Tornado Movies (& TV Episodes)

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I am scared, yet fascinated by tornadoes. I own a weather radio so I can be the first one on the block into my basement. I have reoccurring dreams about tornadoes.


Tornado!
Starring Bruce Campbell* and Ernie Hudson. This was a made-for-TV movie on FOX. It is low-budget and filled with tornado movie clichés, like the scientific equipment that will solve the mysteries of tornadoes once and for all, if only they could get it in the path of the Big One. Also the cliché that an old person must die in the tornado. In Tornado!, that unlucky soul is grandpa. This movie is enjoyably watchable because of Campbell and Hudson. Hudson is the likeable and naive scientist. Campbell is a storm chaser who gets to flirt with the blond leggy government agent and punch out a douchebag weatherman. Classic Bruce Campbell.

Night of The Twisters

Starring John Schneider and a pre-Final Destination Devon Sawa. This was a made-for-TV movie for the Family Channel. Night of the Twisters follows a group of kids who must navigate a night full of tornadoes while trying to reunite with their parents. It features a subplot of the dysfunctional family nature. Sawa’s character feels alienated by his step-father Schneider who only cares about athletics and winning. By the end of the night (and the movie), son has earned step-father’s respect. The token storm chaser who arrives in town just in time for all the excitement finds love. In this movie, they say goodbye to grandma.

Where The Heart Is**

Starring Natalie Portman and Ashley Judd. Natalie Portman has a baby at Wal-mart. ‘Nuf said. The tornado hits the trailer Novalee (Portman) lives in several years later. The tornado kills Novalee’s mother figure. I have read the book, and I must say the movie follows the book very closely, with the exception of Novalee’s unlucky number. I really think they cast the role of Forney all wrong. I do not like the actor who plays him at all.
TORNADO-WKRP
WKRP in Cincinnati – Episode “Tornado”

I truly love the episode where the tornado hits Cincinnati. Following the “tornadoes always hit trailer parks” cliché (which I love, because I lived in one), Johnny Fever (Howard Hessman) relates a story about being in a trailer in a tornado with his mom when he was a boy. Andy Travis (Gary Sandy) gets to kiss Jennifer (Loni Anderson). You get to see one of Mr. Carlson’s (Gordon Jump) truly sweet moments when he talks a little girl into the safety of her basement just in the nick of time.

Now, you might notice the omission of the big budget theatrical release Twister. That is because it sucks. One flying cow does not a tornado movie make.

* Not to name drop, but I have met Bruce Campbell in person–twice. And he knows the late husband of my mom’s former best friend.

** I had my own Where The Heart Is moment one night. It was probably spring 2000, and I was leaving Wal-Mart after having just bought a grill for my apartment. As I walked to my car, the tornado sirens for Madison Township (where I currently was) went off. The sky to the southwest was absolutely black. I got in my car and headed for home. I had to stop for a red light and I watched the dark sky in my review mirror. I told myself that if I saw the roof of the Kmart just behind me fly off, I was going to run the light. I ended up going to my mom’s nearby apartment instead, because I got scared and didn’t want to drive home in that storm.

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What I Learned This Week – 5/6/12

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I learned that ants LOVE infant acetaminophen (Tylenol). The sticky build-up that forms on the outside of the bottle is not only annoying, it attracts pests too.

Last week I learned that vinegar is supposed to erase the invisible trail ants leave for each other. Which is nice, but that means you have to FIND them and then KILL them and then ERASE their trail.

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