I may have created the ultimate dog toy.
I did it by combining two dog toys.
Wait, that is a lie.
The green/blue outer ball is actually a cat toy. It was gifted to us by my mother-in-law and cousin cat Rosie.
The inner pink squeaky toy was my pup Bailey’s Valentine’s Day gift.
(I got everyone in my house a Valentine’s Day gift, including the dog, hoping that someone would give me a gift. No such luck.)
Bailey already loved the green/blue cat toy ball and played with it all the time anyway.
But I took it to the next level when I squeezed all the air out of the rubber squeaky toy and put it inside of the green/blue ball.
Bailey pushes it, steps on it, sticks her paws and nose in there and she still CANNOT figure out how to get the pink ball out of there. I could easily remove it for her with my bad ass opposable thumbs.
But really, what would be the fun in that?
Your past shapes you. It can’t be undone.
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“Bad ass opposable thumbs” might be my new favorite line ever.