Now, to fully appreciate the jingle I wrote below, you need to be familiar with the 1980’s commercial for the Milton Bradley/Hasbro board game Operation* that inspired my parody.
When you read the words below, be sure to sing them to the musical score in the commercial.
Enjoy!
MUTILATION!
You’re the doctor, got the patient on the run
MUTILATION!
Oh joy, won’t this be fun!
MUTILATION!
Cut off all the fingers but ya better leave the thumbs
MUTILATION!
The patient doesn’t necessarily have to be numb
MUTILATION!
You’ll lose your lunch, heave-up every crumb
MUTILATION!
If you check into this hospital, you are pretty dumb
MUTILATION!
(See what happens to idle minds of high school students when left unattended in a computer lab?)
* I am in no way affiliated with Milton Bradley or Hasbro. or any actual hospital or medical school.
I'm not stalking you. 
Too funny! Now how about a song about Constipation.
Diarrhea would actually put the patient on the run better than Constipation would, but doesn’t rhyme as well;)
I’ll be singing this for the rest of the day now. 😛
I have been singing it for 20 years!