1. You do things for “their own good”, but they cannot comprehend that.
2. They cover their eyes when you turn on a light while they are sleeping.
3. They snore.
4. They pee on the floor if not wearing a diaper.
5. They have selective hearing, and sometimes choose to ignore you.
6. They have no regard for their personal safety.
7. Don’t understand how lucky they are to be alive.
8. Both don’t realize that whining about something only makes you angrier and makes you want to withhold the desired item more.
9. Both will be entertained by walking through my bathroom with the two doors while I am using it. Over and over again.
10. Both respond to treats.
11. Both have NO patience.