This week I am learning “if at first you don’t succeed, then try, try again.” I applied for a full-time position at work. I did not get it. But, the person who did get hired has now left a different vacancy. So, for the second week in a row, I am filling out an online application, updating my cover letter, and hopefully taking a mind-numbing employment assessment. The assessment features such gems as:
I have never gotten angry at anyone ever. Strongly disagree, disagree, neutral, agree, strongly agree.
Can I answer that it is a very loaded statement?
This is my new favorite song of the week. I am sure we will be hearing it as the soundtrack to TV shows and commercials soon.
I'm not stalking you. 
Sounds like a test of your honesty. Who could honestly say that they’ve never gotten angry at anyone ever?? I’m starting to feel angry right now at the person who wrote that question!