I created this blog so that I can spill out my funny & mildly entertaining thoughts. They keep me entertained, anyway. The ultimate goal of this blog is for someone at a book publisher to fall in love with it & pay me lots of money to turn it into a book. Then, of course, a movie company will decide to buy the rights & make it into a movie. Then I will be too busy spending all my money to write my puny little thoughts anymore. Sounds like a great plan, right?
I mismatch my socks. I have a deep love for Punky Brewster and Matthew Perry. I am terribly responsible and honest to a fault. I get very worked up over little things and don’t pay too much attention to the big things. I don’t like change. I have a deep appreciation for the TV show Homefront and Fearless books. My dad died before I was born. I am an only child. Hello Kitty makes me smile. I am a Capricorn. I am a dog person. I dabble in researching my family tree. I like playing six degrees of separation using celebrities. My thoughts amuse my friends frequently, even when I don’t mean for them to. I am Chandler.
And none of this really tells you anything about me…
The I’m not stalking you. Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Im-not-stalking-you/309900919058297
The I’m not stalking you. YouTube page: http://www.youtube.com/user/imnotstalkingyou2


I’m not a publisher, but I’m entertained!
To put it another way, I’m not giving you any money. So stop asking.